Well hello to you dear visitor to my domain. My name is Carl Tidy, I have been called many things in my time; 'Design Genius', 'PhotoShop Monkey', 'PhotoShop Deity and Guru', and 'A Cheeky Git'. I however would decribe myself as a top grade graphic designer with creative ideas contantly spilling from my synapses trying to get out.
Or if you wanted to you could always just . . .
Over my many years of working in busy design studio environments I have of course become more than somewhat outstanding in the BIG FOUR designers toolboxes of Quark, PhotoShop, Illustrator & InDesign. Also given the right equipment, and some Gold Top I can make a frankly unbeatable cup of coffee.